SIMPING IS AN ADDICTION

ad·dic·tion

/əˈdikSH(ə)n/

noun

1. the fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity."he committed the theft to finance his drug addiction"

2 synonyms:

3 dependency, dependence, craving, habit, weakness, compulsion, fixation, enslavement

Simping is an addiction. It’s no different from someone addicted to porn, alcohol, hardcore drugs, or even eating. Pay attention to the synonyms of addiction: dependency, habit, weakness, fixation and enslavement. As a simp, you’re addicted to being a emotional door mat. You’re pre-conditioned to doing simp sh*t. The only way you can break the simping cycle is if YOU want to. YOU have to want to change your habits. People can assist you in ending your simping, but at the end of day you have to want to. It’s not easy. And most recovering simps end up back to their simping ways. But if you pay attention, you can stay clean and help others.

THE HBK AND SUNNY STORY

Taken from: The Rise & Fall of Sunny (Always credit the source)

"Late in 1996, things started to get pretty rocky between Chris and me and we decided to take a little break. Many nights he stayed at his mother’s house, or his father’s house, or got a hotel room. When you’re on the road with someone 24/7, you tend to get on each other’s nerves.

We weren’t totally broken up, per se, but we weren’t totally together, either. We kept up the charade of being a happy couple at work because it really wasn’t anyone’s business.

As mentioned in one of the early chapters, was in love with Shawn Michaels when I was 13 years old. So now, being a co-worker and in the same locker room as him, I couldn’t help but admire him, up close and personal.

He was always very nice to me, much different from how he treated the boys with the exception being the guys in “The Clique.” He was extremely charming, and even more handsome and sexy than he was back when I was 13.

One night we had a skit to do together. He was going to be in the ring when a bunch of heels hit to take him out. He was to fight each one of them off and then call me into the ring. I was supposed to get in the ring like a shy schoolgirl, and he would motion to me to pucker up, like he was going to kiss me. He would then turn away and “diss me,” as the live TV show went off the air. After we faded to black, he was to turn around, grab me, and kiss me, much to the crowd’s delight.

Backstage, when everyone was talking over what they were going to do, Shawn pulled me aside and asked, “So, what kind of a kiss can I give you?”

“Any kind of kiss you want,” I replied, in the sexiest voice could I conjure up, giving him a little wink and a smile.

He was happy to hear that, smiled, and walked away.

So it was time. I’m ringside and he calls me into the ring. I walk over to him, he turns away, turns back and grabs me and dips me. He laid the hottest, sexiest, wettest kiss I had ever experienced, right there in the center of the ring. As he was kissing me, which felt like five minutes and was probably darn close to that, he laid me down on the canvas and CONTINUED to kiss me (and dry hump me a little as well.)

I gotta tell you – it was GOOD … and I LOVED it! I didn’t want it to end, and the Crowd loved it more! They were howling like Wolves, and I can bet you the women in the audience were wishing it was them.

It was a hot, hot kiss.

Call me crazy, but I felt sparks during that kiss. OK, I felt friggin’ fireworks!

I mean, come on! It was the “Heartbreak Kid,” for Cryin’ out loud! The most beautiful man I had ever seen!

Ahhhhhhh, that kiss!!

The next week at TV, I was standing by the curtain watching the show, as we all usually do, and Shawn walked up behind me to look and watch over my head. As he inched closer and closer to me, I could feel his hot breath warming the hairs on the back of my neck.

“Do you feel that?” he whispered.

The “that” he was referring to was his hard di*k pressed firmly up against my as*. Oh yes, I felt it all right. Good and hard.

Instantly, I was turned on. I was moist. What red-blooded American girl wouldn’t have been when the “Heartbreak Kid” pushes his erection up against you and gives you chills with his breath?!?

I had a pretty good idea where this was going, and what his intentions were. And I was right. Later that evening he pulled me into an empty locker room and kissed me. And felt me. And groped me. And then, like a kid in high school, he f***ed me.

Yep, he banged me good, right there in the locker room.

It was so dirty and sexy and so not allowed within the crew that it made it even hotter.

Oh my God! It was mind-blowing $ex!

And that was the beginning of the love affair that would eventually lead to my first broken heart-ever.”

EXCOMMUNICADO

excommunicado

Excluded or kicked out of a group, posse, gang, organization. No longer under the protection by a group. 

We shouldn’t even have to address this shit because it gives those people a platform that they don’t deserve, but we will. It seems former members of HBE have a hard time letting go of their time with us. Once they are excommunicated, they continuously slander our current members through subliminal passive aggressive status updates. And when you check them, they block you. It’s sucker shit honestly, but it’s expected by effeminate dudes with no moral compass.Let’s face it, this lifestyle isn’t meant for everybody. You have to be a cold blooded cat to do this. And some dudes don’t have the mental makeup to consistently do it over a long period of time. They want the perks and benefits, but they also want the adoration of these ho3s at the same time. So they’ll play both sides of the equation. And more often times than not, they expose themselves.And that’s why they leave HB and become rogue and act reckless and throw brothers under the bus. Several former members of the movement are now excommunicado. John Wick fans know exactly what we mean by that. They're on notice.

THE DATING GAME

BY M.W. BECKWITH

Dating in 2019 is a game. Dating in 2019 is chess or checkers, depending on the user's skill level. Most guys want to take out women on dates because they're generally interested. Women want to date because they're bored, in between boyfriends, or just want a free meal to post on social media for clout with a caption that reads : "Finessed a free meal". It's wild out here, but this brief article will teach you how to play the game.

Going dutch on dates is always the goal 99.5% of the time. But let's be realistic, a lot of these ho3s are cheap. They either can't afford to pay for their own meal, or they're used to guys paying for them to eat. So going dutch might not always work. But there are ways to finesse. Pay attention to these cold tips:

MOVIE DATES: Invest in AMC Stubs list for $19.99 or $23.99 a month. You're entitled to THREE movies per week. Build up points, and it will look like you bought two movie tickets that usually run $30 for two people. She'll be impressed, and most of the time she'll offer to buy refreshments that will equal $25-30. If not insist that she can get the snacks. I've personally used this method MANY times.

DINNER DATES: This is foodies ultimate hustle. Women everywhere are hustling unsuspecting simps out of free meals. But theres a way to combat that treachery. Suggest that she goes dutch, but if she doesn't, purchase a $25-$50 dinner gift card to your favorite restaurant. (sometimes these gift cards have movie tickets attached, so they can become 2 for 1.) This might be the ultimate foolproof protection from foodies.

FREE DATES: There are some dates that are free, or damn near free. These types of dates can be used to see if she's generally in YOU or what YOU can do for her. Take her to the park for a causal stroll. Meet her at a coffee bookstore, or a state fair. This is the perfect litmus test to see if she wants your time or money.

BOOTY CALL/HOTEL DATES: We're not gonna sugar coat shit on Ho3busters man. Sometimes you fuck on the first date. It's just the way it is. And most of these scenarios end up in hotels. The only way to go here is half. Dutch. 50-50. Non-negotiable. Sex is an even exchange.  This is also a perfect place to have sex because you don't trust each other enough to go to each other's cribs just yet.

Closing words

Dating can be tricky if you're not an experienced vet. But we always got you covered. You're in good hands.