EXCOMMUNICADO

excommunicado

Excluded or kicked out of a group, posse, gang, organization. No longer under the protection by a group. 

We shouldn’t even have to address this shit because it gives those people a platform that they don’t deserve, but we will. It seems former members of HBE have a hard time letting go of their time with us. Once they are excommunicated, they continuously slander our current members through subliminal passive aggressive status updates. And when you check them, they block you. It’s sucker shit honestly, but it’s expected by effeminate dudes with no moral compass.Let’s face it, this lifestyle isn’t meant for everybody. You have to be a cold blooded cat to do this. And some dudes don’t have the mental makeup to consistently do it over a long period of time. They want the perks and benefits, but they also want the adoration of these ho3s at the same time. So they’ll play both sides of the equation. And more often times than not, they expose themselves.And that’s why they leave HB and become rogue and act reckless and throw brothers under the bus. Several former members of the movement are now excommunicado. John Wick fans know exactly what we mean by that. They're on notice.

THE DATING GAME

BY M.W. BECKWITH

Dating in 2019 is a game. Dating in 2019 is chess or checkers, depending on the user's skill level. Most guys want to take out women on dates because they're generally interested. Women want to date because they're bored, in between boyfriends, or just want a free meal to post on social media for clout with a caption that reads : "Finessed a free meal". It's wild out here, but this brief article will teach you how to play the game.

Going dutch on dates is always the goal 99.5% of the time. But let's be realistic, a lot of these ho3s are cheap. They either can't afford to pay for their own meal, or they're used to guys paying for them to eat. So going dutch might not always work. But there are ways to finesse. Pay attention to these cold tips:

MOVIE DATES: Invest in AMC Stubs list for $19.99 or $23.99 a month. You're entitled to THREE movies per week. Build up points, and it will look like you bought two movie tickets that usually run $30 for two people. She'll be impressed, and most of the time she'll offer to buy refreshments that will equal $25-30. If not insist that she can get the snacks. I've personally used this method MANY times.

DINNER DATES: This is foodies ultimate hustle. Women everywhere are hustling unsuspecting simps out of free meals. But theres a way to combat that treachery. Suggest that she goes dutch, but if she doesn't, purchase a $25-$50 dinner gift card to your favorite restaurant. (sometimes these gift cards have movie tickets attached, so they can become 2 for 1.) This might be the ultimate foolproof protection from foodies.

FREE DATES: There are some dates that are free, or damn near free. These types of dates can be used to see if she's generally in YOU or what YOU can do for her. Take her to the park for a causal stroll. Meet her at a coffee bookstore, or a state fair. This is the perfect litmus test to see if she wants your time or money.

BOOTY CALL/HOTEL DATES: We're not gonna sugar coat shit on Ho3busters man. Sometimes you fuck on the first date. It's just the way it is. And most of these scenarios end up in hotels. The only way to go here is half. Dutch. 50-50. Non-negotiable. Sex is an even exchange.  This is also a perfect place to have sex because you don't trust each other enough to go to each other's cribs just yet.

Closing words

Dating can be tricky if you're not an experienced vet. But we always got you covered. You're in good hands.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

This story takes place in the summer of 2007 before the events of Burn Notice. This is a minor tale about simping and the trouble it can get you into.

On one summer night, 21 year old Morris Watson and his younger brother Darren are just chilling watching tv when their friend Jessie calls them to hang out. Jessie says: “Hey you guys wanna go to the mall and chill at Fun N Games”? Morris and Darren say: “Sure”. Shortly after the call, Jessie comes through with their other Farrelly, and they are on their way to the mall. As the friends get to the mall, they notice that Jessie is driving past the mall. In shock, the fellas say:”Hey Jessie, where the fuck are you going? You’re driving past the mall bro.” Jessie says: “I have to go do something real quick. We will go to the mall after I take care of this.” The fellas say: “Ok”. A few hours go by and Jessie is just driving and driving to nowhere it seems. Jessie had been driving so long to the point where the towns were full of trees and things started to look unfamiliar. After driving a few hours, Jessie stopped at a local gas station for directions. As Jessie asks for directions, Morris, Farrelly and Darren get out of the car & start leaning on it because they needed to stretch their legs from sitting so long. Not too long after getting out of the car, the guys notice the police coming into the parking lot. Being nervous, the guys call Jessie to get back into the car to leave. However, shortly after driving off, the cop stops Jessie. Everyone in the car was extremely nervous because they’d never been stopped by a cop before, and they were 4 young minorities(One Colombian, a Middle Eastern & 2 blacks) driving around in a neighborhood that didn’t have many minorities in it to say the least.
The cop asks for Jessie’s license and registration. Jessie takes it out and asks: “What’s the problem officer”? The officer says: “I’m stopping you for obstruction of view”. The crucifix rosemary bead is obstructing your vision of the road and I’m going to have to give you a ticket.” Jessie reluctantly accepted the ticket & they were on their way to their unknown destination.
All of the fellas were relieved that they weren’t frisked and arrested in this strange town, but they continued to ask Jessie where the hell they were going. Jessie then says: “I think my girl is cheating on me and she’s at the movies with the new guy. I am going to go confront them”. Morris, Darren and Farrelly were extremely annoyed, but they decided to back their friend because they didn’t know any better.
They get to the AMC theater in the middle of nofuckingwhere, and its pouring down raining with no parking spots. Jessie gets out of the car and says: “One of y’all take the wheel”. None of the guys in the car had a license, but that didn’t stop 16 year old Farrelly from taking the wheel and finding a parking spot.
Darren, Morris, and Farrelly go inside the theater to look for Jessie. The guys go up to the usher and say: “Our friend is in here and we are looking for him”. The usher lets them go, and they immediately start pacing looking for Jessie. After a few minutes of searching, they run into Jessie. Jessie looked visibly upset when he said: “I found her with the other guy and I confronted them.” Morris replied: “Thats it”? Jessie replied back: “Yea. Let’s go”.
When everyone got into the car, Morris said: “Man I am hungry. I want a motherfucking Baconator”. Darren & Farrelly said: “Us too.” Jessie replied: “Ok guys, I’ll buy all of you guys baconators. Not too long after picking up the baconators and driving off, the guys were lost and ended up being stopped by a cop again. But this time the cop was cool, and he gave Jessie directions on getting back home. Jessie drove off and dropped Morris & Darren home, and that was the end of a very eventful night.

FINAL WORDSWhen you’re young you do dumb shit. And when you’re a young simp you do even dumber shit. Jessie was 18, and I assume he was in love and not thinking straight. His CBD lead us on trip that took us in the middle of nowhere that could’ve put us in jail lol. But I’m not going to criticize him, because a year later (Burn Notice) and onward I would be on my own simp journey. Thank you for reading this prelude to Burn Notice.

I AM MY BROTHERS KEEPER

Guys who kill themselves over broads have low-self esteem, and suffer from co-dependency + CBD. You get to the point where you feel like you NEED said chick in your life. And when she leaves you don't want to live anymore. And in some cases that gets elevated to psycho simping where you take her life as well because you feel like if you can't have her, then no one else will. That's why you always hear about simps who killed themselves and their gf/wife. The key with our movement is to EMBOLDEN you. And what embolden means: give (someone) the courage or confidence to do something or to behave in a certain way. synonyms:fortify, make brave/braver, encourage, hearten, strengthen, brace, stiffen the resolve of, lift the morale of. Develop self worth, confidence, and value yourself over everything else. But most importantly be your brother's keeper. Over & out. #HBE

PLENTY OF PSYCHO3S

So it’s like this, I like to browse POF profiles for content you know. Many of you have seen some of the outrageous profiles  that we’ve posted on our many social media pages.

I’m undercover & I’m browsing, and I inbox this chick “Hey how are you doing” A line I always use as an introduction. Now mind you, I didn’t think she’d respond, because most bitches on POF never do.

She responds, and we are talking back & forth and she gives me her number. We’re talking back & forth on IMessage for a few days. We get to Friday afternoon, and she goes : “I have a lot of work to do today. And that was the last I heard from her that night. 

I deleted her number, because personally I hate storing numbers from temporary people. But the next morning she texts me “Good morning”. And we start talking  for a few hours. 

I’m at dinner with my family, and she goes “Hey would you be interested in talking to my cousin”? I was taken aback by it because who starts talking to someone and then tries to pawn their cousin off on you.

I play it off because I am undercover, and I ask her “Is this a set up? “Or you trying to see If I will fall for the bait”? I asked her that because you know how tricky bitches are these days. They love trying to set a nigga up. But anyways, the broad sent me a picture of her cousin and I go “ She’s attractive”, and she responds “Of course she’s my cousin”. I grilled her with a few more questions that seemed to annoy her. But after that she stopped responding.

Now last night, I was chilling watching Cobra Kai, and she texted me “Good afternoon”, and we start talking again. And then brought up the cousin thing again. Im like “Yea whatever”. She gives me the number and I start talking to her cousin. She was real cool at first, and we talked for a few hours until the original chick texted me and asked “So how is the conversation going”? I responded: “Everything  is cool, we’ve been talking for a few hours. She then goes : “I know you’re nervous, but be yourself. I responded sharply : “I am not nervous. I’m just winging it because I don’t know what will happen. This chick then goes : Don’t over do it with the jokes and “lol”s. It can be annoying and irritating.  I read that shit like :  Is this bitch serious lol?  So me and her start going back and forth and she goes “You know the way things were going, I don’t even think I’d want to call you, or FaceTime you or even meet you”. I responded, you don’t think I didn’t know that? You thought you was slick, by trying to pawn your cousin off on me.You tried to curve me. But I saw that a mile away.  She responded, “I wasn’t trying to curve you because we were just “talking”. I then said “ There is many ways to curve someone. A bit more back and forth would ensue until I just told both of those two wack bitches “Peace out”.

I dedicated an entire chapter to the women on POF. But I felt it was necessary to take a dramatic example to prove my point on some of the psychological issues many of the women on that site have. Pay attention, and be ready for the Ho3 Chronicles in a few months.

MEN VS. WOMEN: Break ups

The truth of the matter is women handle heartbreak worse than men. I say this because men often internalize their heartbreak. No one wants to hear a man talk about how is heart got broken. To the masses, it isn't normal for a man to speak about it.If we speak on it, we are looked at as soft, bitter or "misogynistic". It's a unwritten rule that men can't speak about their heartbreak. However, women have free range to talk about the dude that broke their heart 5-10 years ago. Also, women carry on their resentment much longer. In the upcoming Ho3 Chronicles we call this the "defense mechanism". The defense mechanism is used by women to basically make new men's lives a living hell. The defense mechanism is a force field that women keep up that makes new men's lives a living hell because of what Tyrone did. So, in theory most new men really don't really have a chance.Following women on social media proves this theory. At least once per day, you'll see a woman sharing a "misandric" meme that displays their past heartbreak. Then you got the chicks who complain about being single post-break up, which I might add is a sign of a co-dependency. I mean how could you be with someone so long, and then complain about being single, but don't want to give a new guy a chance without him jumping through hoops? Now that's just crazy.

Robert Kardashian BACK TO BACK SOTY ? A SIMP CHRONICLES EXTRA

 Most initiated brothers seen this simp meltdown coming. It was like watching a predator stalk its prey and then FINALLY going in for the kill.  We all knew Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna hooking up was a terrible idea.  But did Rob think so? Of course not. In his deluded mind he thought shacking up with a ex-stripper/baby mom was a fantastic idea. I mean the warning signs were there, but he chose to ignore them. And now he is in the midst of a simp wake-up call. Take a look at this because this can be YOUR simp wake up call as well: 

It seems Blac Chyna is an unfit mother if this is true.

                                                      

Only a simp with no self respect would allow this to happen

Dude spent millions on a broad who loved the crew

FINAL THOUGHTS:

No one should be surprised by these events honestly. But, we should have just a LITTLE bit of simpathy for this guy. Rob Kardashian spent most of his life living around women. So, that means he had no one to teach him game that could prevent him from getting finessed by a nefarious leech. At his point Rob needs to lick his wounds, get a paternity test, and learn from this situation. And regular guys like us? We need to continue to learn the ins and outs of the game. There are a lot of women out there who are looking for a sucker to finance their lavish lifestyle. Watch your neck and be your brother's keeper, and stay tuned for more coverage of this subject on our various outlets through out the day. And if you want more updates, just follow dude on his IG. Peace.