FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

This story takes place in the summer of 2007 before the events of Burn Notice. This is a minor tale about simping and the trouble it can get you into.

On one summer night, 21 year old Morris Watson and his younger brother Darren are just chilling watching tv when their friend Jessie calls them to hang out. Jessie says: “Hey you guys wanna go to the mall and chill at Fun N Games”? Morris and Darren say: “Sure”. Shortly after the call, Jessie comes through with their other Farrelly, and they are on their way to the mall. As the friends get to the mall, they notice that Jessie is driving past the mall. In shock, the fellas say:”Hey Jessie, where the fuck are you going? You’re driving past the mall bro.” Jessie says: “I have to go do something real quick. We will go to the mall after I take care of this.” The fellas say: “Ok”. A few hours go by and Jessie is just driving and driving to nowhere it seems. Jessie had been driving so long to the point where the towns were full of trees and things started to look unfamiliar. After driving a few hours, Jessie stopped at a local gas station for directions. As Jessie asks for directions, Morris, Farrelly and Darren get out of the car & start leaning on it because they needed to stretch their legs from sitting so long. Not too long after getting out of the car, the guys notice the police coming into the parking lot. Being nervous, the guys call Jessie to get back into the car to leave. However, shortly after driving off, the cop stops Jessie. Everyone in the car was extremely nervous because they’d never been stopped by a cop before, and they were 4 young minorities(One Colombian, a Middle Eastern & 2 blacks) driving around in a neighborhood that didn’t have many minorities in it to say the least.
The cop asks for Jessie’s license and registration. Jessie takes it out and asks: “What’s the problem officer”? The officer says: “I’m stopping you for obstruction of view”. The crucifix rosemary bead is obstructing your vision of the road and I’m going to have to give you a ticket.” Jessie reluctantly accepted the ticket & they were on their way to their unknown destination.
All of the fellas were relieved that they weren’t frisked and arrested in this strange town, but they continued to ask Jessie where the hell they were going. Jessie then says: “I think my girl is cheating on me and she’s at the movies with the new guy. I am going to go confront them”. Morris, Darren and Farrelly were extremely annoyed, but they decided to back their friend because they didn’t know any better.
They get to the AMC theater in the middle of nofuckingwhere, and its pouring down raining with no parking spots. Jessie gets out of the car and says: “One of y’all take the wheel”. None of the guys in the car had a license, but that didn’t stop 16 year old Farrelly from taking the wheel and finding a parking spot.
Darren, Morris, and Farrelly go inside the theater to look for Jessie. The guys go up to the usher and say: “Our friend is in here and we are looking for him”. The usher lets them go, and they immediately start pacing looking for Jessie. After a few minutes of searching, they run into Jessie. Jessie looked visibly upset when he said: “I found her with the other guy and I confronted them.” Morris replied: “Thats it”? Jessie replied back: “Yea. Let’s go”.
When everyone got into the car, Morris said: “Man I am hungry. I want a motherfucking Baconator”. Darren & Farrelly said: “Us too.” Jessie replied: “Ok guys, I’ll buy all of you guys baconators. Not too long after picking up the baconators and driving off, the guys were lost and ended up being stopped by a cop again. But this time the cop was cool, and he gave Jessie directions on getting back home. Jessie drove off and dropped Morris & Darren home, and that was the end of a very eventful night.

FINAL WORDSWhen you’re young you do dumb shit. And when you’re a young simp you do even dumber shit. Jessie was 18, and I assume he was in love and not thinking straight. His CBD lead us on trip that took us in the middle of nowhere that could’ve put us in jail lol. But I’m not going to criticize him, because a year later (Burn Notice) and onward I would be on my own simp journey. Thank you for reading this prelude to Burn Notice.

I AM MY BROTHERS KEEPER

Guys who kill themselves over broads have low-self esteem, and suffer from co-dependency + CBD. You get to the point where you feel like you NEED said chick in your life. And when she leaves you don't want to live anymore. And in some cases that gets elevated to psycho simping where you take her life as well because you feel like if you can't have her, then no one else will. That's why you always hear about simps who killed themselves and their gf/wife. The key with our movement is to EMBOLDEN you. And what embolden means: give (someone) the courage or confidence to do something or to behave in a certain way. synonyms:fortify, make brave/braver, encourage, hearten, strengthen, brace, stiffen the resolve of, lift the morale of. Develop self worth, confidence, and value yourself over everything else. But most importantly be your brother's keeper. Over & out. #HBE

PLENTY OF PSYCHO3S

So it’s like this, I like to browse POF profiles for content you know. Many of you have seen some of the outrageous profiles  that we’ve posted on our many social media pages.

I’m undercover & I’m browsing, and I inbox this chick “Hey how are you doing” A line I always use as an introduction. Now mind you, I didn’t think she’d respond, because most bitches on POF never do.

She responds, and we are talking back & forth and she gives me her number. We’re talking back & forth on IMessage for a few days. We get to Friday afternoon, and she goes : “I have a lot of work to do today. And that was the last I heard from her that night. 

I deleted her number, because personally I hate storing numbers from temporary people. But the next morning she texts me “Good morning”. And we start talking  for a few hours. 

I’m at dinner with my family, and she goes “Hey would you be interested in talking to my cousin”? I was taken aback by it because who starts talking to someone and then tries to pawn their cousin off on you.

I play it off because I am undercover, and I ask her “Is this a set up? “Or you trying to see If I will fall for the bait”? I asked her that because you know how tricky bitches are these days. They love trying to set a nigga up. But anyways, the broad sent me a picture of her cousin and I go “ She’s attractive”, and she responds “Of course she’s my cousin”. I grilled her with a few more questions that seemed to annoy her. But after that she stopped responding.

Now last night, I was chilling watching Cobra Kai, and she texted me “Good afternoon”, and we start talking again. And then brought up the cousin thing again. Im like “Yea whatever”. She gives me the number and I start talking to her cousin. She was real cool at first, and we talked for a few hours until the original chick texted me and asked “So how is the conversation going”? I responded: “Everything  is cool, we’ve been talking for a few hours. She then goes : “I know you’re nervous, but be yourself. I responded sharply : “I am not nervous. I’m just winging it because I don’t know what will happen. This chick then goes : Don’t over do it with the jokes and “lol”s. It can be annoying and irritating.  I read that shit like :  Is this bitch serious lol?  So me and her start going back and forth and she goes “You know the way things were going, I don’t even think I’d want to call you, or FaceTime you or even meet you”. I responded, you don’t think I didn’t know that? You thought you was slick, by trying to pawn your cousin off on me.You tried to curve me. But I saw that a mile away.  She responded, “I wasn’t trying to curve you because we were just “talking”. I then said “ There is many ways to curve someone. A bit more back and forth would ensue until I just told both of those two wack bitches “Peace out”.

I dedicated an entire chapter to the women on POF. But I felt it was necessary to take a dramatic example to prove my point on some of the psychological issues many of the women on that site have. Pay attention, and be ready for the Ho3 Chronicles in a few months.

MEN VS. WOMEN: Break ups

The truth of the matter is women handle heartbreak worse than men. I say this because men often internalize their heartbreak. No one wants to hear a man talk about how is heart got broken. To the masses, it isn't normal for a man to speak about it.If we speak on it, we are looked at as soft, bitter or "misogynistic". It's a unwritten rule that men can't speak about their heartbreak. However, women have free range to talk about the dude that broke their heart 5-10 years ago. Also, women carry on their resentment much longer. In the upcoming Ho3 Chronicles we call this the "defense mechanism". The defense mechanism is used by women to basically make new men's lives a living hell. The defense mechanism is a force field that women keep up that makes new men's lives a living hell because of what Tyrone did. So, in theory most new men really don't really have a chance.Following women on social media proves this theory. At least once per day, you'll see a woman sharing a "misandric" meme that displays their past heartbreak. Then you got the chicks who complain about being single post-break up, which I might add is a sign of a co-dependency. I mean how could you be with someone so long, and then complain about being single, but don't want to give a new guy a chance without him jumping through hoops? Now that's just crazy.

Robert Kardashian BACK TO BACK SOTY ? A SIMP CHRONICLES EXTRA

 Most initiated brothers seen this simp meltdown coming. It was like watching a predator stalk its prey and then FINALLY going in for the kill.  We all knew Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna hooking up was a terrible idea.  But did Rob think so? Of course not. In his deluded mind he thought shacking up with a ex-stripper/baby mom was a fantastic idea. I mean the warning signs were there, but he chose to ignore them. And now he is in the midst of a simp wake-up call. Take a look at this because this can be YOUR simp wake up call as well: 

It seems Blac Chyna is an unfit mother if this is true.

                                                      

Only a simp with no self respect would allow this to happen

Dude spent millions on a broad who loved the crew

FINAL THOUGHTS:

No one should be surprised by these events honestly. But, we should have just a LITTLE bit of simpathy for this guy. Rob Kardashian spent most of his life living around women. So, that means he had no one to teach him game that could prevent him from getting finessed by a nefarious leech. At his point Rob needs to lick his wounds, get a paternity test, and learn from this situation. And regular guys like us? We need to continue to learn the ins and outs of the game. There are a lot of women out there who are looking for a sucker to finance their lavish lifestyle. Watch your neck and be your brother's keeper, and stay tuned for more coverage of this subject on our various outlets through out the day. And if you want more updates, just follow dude on his IG. Peace.

SINGLE DADS: THE UNTOLD STORY: PART I: WHAT IS A SINGLE DAD?

Thanks to society, when you think about single parenthood, you usually think about a single mom. You think about single moms because the media has made them these mythical super heroes who are strong independent women who don't need NO man to raise their kids. Hell, most single mothers are happy to be raising a child, or children on their own. Even  on (Father's Day) you'll see them taking credit and thanking themselves for "playing both parts". The thing is though, society simply acts as if single dads don't exist. For every single mom or co-parenting situation, there is a single dad. That's just the reality of it. Sit back & enjoy this 5 part journey because we're about to open some eyes.

WHAT IS A SINGLE DAD? 

Here's the definition for those who don't know


Now listed above is the definition, however the definition is a bit vague, so we're going to add to it a bit:

YOU'RE A SINGLE FATHER IF

1. You're co-parenting with the child's mother.

2. You pay child support and have shared custody.

3. You're in the child's life in any way shape or form.


THE NUMBERS
Even though society fails to uplift or pander to single fathers the same way they do single mothers, there happens TO BE A LOT OF SINGLE fathers out there. Check out these stats via fatherhood.gov

2.0 million: Number of single fathers in 2013; 17 percent of custodial single parents are men.

• 9 percent were raising three or more children younger than 18.
• About 44 percent were divorced, 33 percent were never married, 19 percent were separated, and 4.2 percent were widowed.
• 39 percent had an annual family income of $50,000 or more.

FATHERS ARE NEEDED 

"When fathers are involved in the lives of their children, especially their education, their children learn more, perform better in school, and exhibit healthier behavior. Even when fathers do not share a home with their children, their active involvement can have a lasting and positive impact. There are countless ways to be involved in your child’s education at all ages".

The way society tells it, you'd think all fathers are absentee, and children are creating themselves. Society has created the narrative that men don't want to be in their child's life. Fathers also play a big part in the development of a woman's life. If you notice, women who don't respect men usually have had a bad relationship with their father. Respect for men usually begins at an early age. Most women with daddy issues have a extreme disdain for males. And yes, that can have a trickle down effect for future generations.

All in all, fathers contributions to the development of a child's development CANNOT be ignored. There are MANY good fathers out there that aren't getting the recognition that they deserve.

WRITTEN BY CM

CLOSING WORDS

This piece is basically an appetizer for whats to come. We hope you absorbed the knowledge in this first installment. Get ready for our next installment on 8.25.17 entitled "THE CHILD SUPPORT SCAM" Take care & Happy Father's Day & God bless.

Narcissistic personality disorder

Social media has a lot of subpar bitches thinking they're superstars. I follow a lot of narcissistic women on social media for research purposes, And you can tell that the only person they'll ever love is themselves.The constant makeup tutorials, selfies, poses & twirling of the hair is the definition of the narcissistic personality disorder.

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