BRINGING BULLSHIT TO THE TABLE

I  just watched the “Red Table” episode with Jada & Will, and all I can say is “wow”.  Two clowns at a red picnic table talking for 12 minutes about nothing. 

In case you missed it, about a week or two ago R&B singer August Alsina spilled the beans about his relationship with Jada Pinkett-Smith.   August alleged that Will gave him the okay to smash his wife.  Shortly after this revelation, Will & Jada’s reps vehemently denied these allegations, and this brings us to the “Red Table”. 

Believe me when I say this, those 12 minutes had to be the most awkward, uncomfortable, shady piece of video I’ve ever watched.Jada & Will have a weird marriage. And I think they admitted without admitting that they have an open marriage. 

Jada had some bullshit rationalization for her “relationship” with Alsina. She had a hard time admitting they were together while being separated from Will. According to Jada, she was in an “entanglement”. Whatever that means lol. She would also say that she didn’t feel good, and her “entanglement” with Alsina made her feel better because she was able to heal herself and help someone at the same time.

At the end of the video, Will & Jada talked about how they have unconditional love for each other, and they’re glad that they worked their issues out etc. 

My review won’t give this video justice. Just watch this bizarre video. 

Ho3busters Myths

In seven years of our existence, we have our admirers, and we have our haters. And our haters really hate us. These aforementioned haters come in all shapes & sizes. You’ve seen them come onto the page causing problems, and you’ve seen them make up lies about this movement. Well, now it’s time to dispel some of these myths that you’ve been hearing about us.

Myth#1: Ho3busters hates women

The first thing that comes out of outsider’s mouths is: “Oh you guys hate & bash women”. This couldn’t be any farther from the truth. Over the course of 7 years, we have had many females come onto the page & support the movement. Women represent 30% of this page’s members. These women have contributed open discussions about hood rats, hoochies & harlots. And there’s a big difference between hating women & ho3s. The two are not synonymous. We cannot stress this enough.

Myth #2: The men in Ho3busters are broke & poor incels that sleep with each other

According to some, the men in HBE don’t have money & they can’t get women. Another lie created by ex-members & outsiders. Many of our brothers have jobs, own their own businesses, have children & are married. The whole “broke-incel” narrative was created by jealous lames who couldn’t fit in & decided to salt our name on the way out.

Myth#3: Ho3busters talks about ho3s all day

Over the course of time, we have involved. The days of talking about ho3s all day are over. During the course of the day, we talk about many subjects. We cover the entire the entire spectrum in terms of content. If you truly follow the page, you’ll see we post articles, we hold polls etc. We like to keep it light. And lately we’ve mixed humor with real talk. Ho3busters is not the same page it was in 2013.

Myth#4: Ho3busters hates women of color

This narrative is extremely irresponsible. And anyone who’s been following us knows that we have never singled out any nationality in terms of content. We have said it time after time, when it comes to this movement, race isn’t an issue. Hoism doesn’t discriminate. It doesn’t have a face.

Myth#5: Ho3busters is anti-relationship-anti marriage & pro trick-pro prostitute like other men groups

We encourage healthy relationships. If you are lucky enough to find yourself in a good relationship, cherish it. Once again, a lot of our members are in healthy fulfilling relationships, and we couldn’t be any happier for them. We are also very anti-trick-anti prostitute. 

This group was designed & will always be about growth and bettering yourself. Our game is designed to work for you and not against you. There’s proof that our system works.

TALES FROM THE SIMP: A LESSON LEARNED

 



This is a cautious tale of what happens when you invest in a woman who is looking for help instead of love.



I met a girl on the inter webs, smoking hot. We talk, she seems cool as fuck. We exchange numbers and start texting. A day later I get nudes without asking. She’s in a shit relationship and wants out. I tell her I’ll come to Idaho and see her which I do. In the course of taking she says why don’t I just come back to Texas with you. Cool, I’m down. So I drive to my home with her and she moves in. I’m paying everything since she has no job yet. My apartment is too small and only has one bedroom so where is her son gonna sleep when he comes? So I move, $600 increase in rent. Which I’m still paying even after she gets a job. No worries, things are good, sex is great. I’m
Paying to fly her back to see her kid. I go all out for her kid’s birthday. I really like the little dude and he gets attached to me.

Fast forward where she gets all butthurt over stupid little shit I did or didn’t do and she always thinks I’m after other women. Meanwhile she is posting thirsty shit on Instagram. She suddenly gets very protective of her phone. There is a laundry list of other shit too long and painful to list here. Shit I should have seen. But turned a blind eye to.

She wants be to give up my job and go to Utah because she hates Texas and wants to be closer to her kid. Who she sees 4 times a month. I originally agree until I find out I’d be taking a $20,000 a year pay cut and lose my retirement. In 15 years I get 73.6% of whatever my highest salary is. So when I tell her I’m not gonna go she flips out and moves out.

I had bought her kid a tablet to use. As well a shit ton of other stuff. So one morning I’m like “what the fuck did I do with that tablet?” I find it and start to use it. I download Instagram and it takes me to her account. I read her messages and she was flirting with other dudes and talking shit about me as far back as June ( this is September)

So when I call her out on it she tries to blame me why the fuck would I look at her shit. Cuz you left it on my property. And then tries to justify her actions saying that I lied ( about brushing the dog and cleaning the car box) and that I broke her trust. I’ve never cheated in my life. She then tells me “men taught me how to cheat, men taught me how to lie.” Then proceeds to tell me she believes in Karma and that I will get mine for going into her private messages.

The tale is much more involved but I’m sure you stopped reading 5 minutes ago. Point: I was an upstanding man who treated her like gold and she fucked me over. Blamed her childhood, her past shit relationships, everything but herself. Because she had “ morals and values” And was all about “god”.

#NATESEASON

Ladies & Gentleman it is officially Nate season. A lot of broads will be in a bind, and they'll be contacting their "Nate" to pay some bills. You know that iPhone 11 isn't going to pay it self. "You know what you gotta do Stony"Check out the key dates of #NateSeason

Nate Season by R. Ahkbar

Summer: Ho3s with kids need somewhere to dump their kids during the day while they engage in hoe activities but that shit ain’t free and they’ve already planned to squander their money by going in on an interior room on the bottom deck of a cruise ship with 8 other hoes
Back to School time: After living their best lives all summer, these hoes with kids are looking for handouts for school clothes, school supplies and shoes. However, they usually miss the free giveaways and end up “in a bind”
Christmas: Usually these broke ass hoes can’t even buy their kids anything nice for Christmas. Hell they can barely afford rent if they’re not living with their mother or grandmother. In comes Nate! “You know what you gotta do, Stony!”

Also: 1st of the month, birthdays, Thanksgiving and Spring Break.

TALES FROM THE SIMP: THE WALL

Before we start the first installment of Tales From The Simp, take a look at this picture:

This is a sad case of simping. But it can be used as a valuable lesson. When she hits the proverbial wall, she'll be begging for a nice guy to take her out on dates. And that brings us to the following story.





When I was in high school I met a girl that was friends with my homeboy’s sister. I liked her but she liked all the flashy dope boy types. I used to be the friend that she would call about those guys (Sad I know). Anyway she knew I was smart so whenever we were class together she would partner up with me. I was dumb enough to think that she liked me. I would do all the work and she would claim half the credit. Fast forward to college: we go to the same school. She is single so I decide to write her a letter detailing how I felt. “Those other guys are no good.” “I’ll treat you right” all that BS. She never responds. I never say anymore about it. I never ask her out. I barely talk to her except when I would see her in school. But I start getting more attention from other women. She starts seeing me with other women. She starts dropping subliminals “You look like a player” “You got all the women” She even tells a mutual friend that “ I won’t give her any play.” I graduated first and I don’t see her for a while. But then I get a job working in the same building as her but a different company. I see her about 10 years from college. About 70+ pounds heavier and of course a single mother. She wants to know when we will hang out. I tell her I don’t hang out much. I just work and go to the gym. She mentions a kid no husband and deflects when I ask about the father. When we’re done talking I tell my other friend that I ran into her. He asks what does she look like. I send him this picture. He calls me back and says that she looks like a cheeseburger

and that I dodged a bullet. I haven’t seen her since. The End.

HUSTLERS REVIEW

Before we start this review, I just want to say the following:

1. J’Lo has a bad body for a 50 year old. And the broad still can dance.
2. Movie producers should never ever ever let Lizzo be half naked in a movie again.
3. Cardi played her self in this movie. She has years and years of stripper experience. She should win an Oscar for playing a stripper.

The Review:

“We saw Hustlers before in 1995, and they called it “Showgirls”.

Hustlers is a movie starring, written & directed by ho3s for ho3s. This movie stars Constance Wu as struggling stripper who gets mentored by a single mother who’s a veteran stripper. The two start working together, and their friend ship blossoms as they recruit other strippers to begin their extortion scheme of wealthy white men. The movie is basically a cautionary tell of what happens when you “pay her to leave” or you believe in the mantra “It’s not tricking if you got it”. The best part of the movie by far is the big asses and the titties, and the end credits lol. I know it’s based on a true story, but it’s hard to believe a story where a 50 year old stripper and a obese stripper have jobs. And if the genders were reversed, and it was male strippers finessing wealthy women, they would’ve screamed misogyny instead of “female empowerment”. It also shows how p*ssy privileg works when it comes to crimes. However, it is entertaining to say to least if you’re bored if you wanna see asses and titties. It’s basically Showgirls+ and extended episode of HBO’s Bunny Ranch.

SIMPING IS AN ADDICTION

ad·dic·tion

/əˈdikSH(ə)n/

noun

1. the fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity."he committed the theft to finance his drug addiction"

2 synonyms:

3 dependency, dependence, craving, habit, weakness, compulsion, fixation, enslavement

Simping is an addiction. It’s no different from someone addicted to porn, alcohol, hardcore drugs, or even eating. Pay attention to the synonyms of addiction: dependency, habit, weakness, fixation and enslavement. As a simp, you’re addicted to being a emotional door mat. You’re pre-conditioned to doing simp sh*t. The only way you can break the simping cycle is if YOU want to. YOU have to want to change your habits. People can assist you in ending your simping, but at the end of day you have to want to. It’s not easy. And most recovering simps end up back to their simping ways. But if you pay attention, you can stay clean and help others.